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moosealot
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Why I don't like sharks...
Tags: sharks

Fierce and powerful  creatures...these beasts have infested the waters of the deep ocean forever. Sharks are feared by many and particularly, one, me. I have never had an encounter with them nor do I ever want to even put myself in a situation where one could occur. So you won't find me in some coral reef snorkling or surfing anywhere near infested water. People say there's like a one in a gazillion chance of a shark attack. But do I want to be that gazillionth person? I think not. There were two people so far killed by shark attacks this year that I've heard of. And the ones that are attacked and live...STILL go back out in the water! Despite that their arm or leg or what have you what damaged or torn off. WTF. I want all my limbs intact. I don't know why my parents thought it was a good idea to have us kids watch Jaws and every sequel after that when we were so young. As fake as it looks in the movie, to a kid...it was real. Since then i've had a reocurring nightmare of a shark in my family's pool. There's more to the nightmare, but that's enough to tell me that my subconcious doesnt' think highly of this superfish and i should stay away. Those teeth...just freaky. There's like hundreds of them...and several rows for that matter! Grr. Anyway, i can't talk about it much longer cause then i'll start having BMPs. (Bad Mental Pictures). Time to go.

 
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